Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

Two more times

Is a slang originated from greensprings school lekki as a slang that could be used for ask again the difference is just that it could be used for none question

Me what is this
Paul two more times
Me fuck you

by Hskgdjuw March 20, 2020

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.

Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .

by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 13, 2020

two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020