Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 04, 2024

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o February 16, 2016

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018

Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 08, 2023

Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 19, 2024

Potato Slooot

Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"

"I love you, you potato slooot!"
"What a potato slooot!"
"Potato slooot!"

by laceysmom February 16, 2023

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022