shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

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Rat Shit

Rat Shit is used to exclaim displeasure or uselessness/exhaustion. It is similar to fuck, in that is can be a Noun and a verb.

"You coming to the Pub? "
"Nah mate, I pulled a double shift and I'm absolutely rat shit."

"What happened to your car?"
"Mate my motor is rat shit, its blown a gasket and leaks so much oil the americans are giving me greedy looks."

"Hey, whats this thing?"

"Mate, that is rat shit. Dont waste your money."

by aussieguy82 August 12, 2020

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Shit Romney

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.

When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

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Random Shit

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.

Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

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Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

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