A Ryan is the most amazing person, you’ll ever meet, generally got a bit of acne, but is the most perfect person in the world...however can be uncomfortable and unconfident in some aspects, but when you get to know him; he’s funny af and makes you smile no matter how shit life is going. you’ll never want to let him go.
by Indiamelodieeeee July 19, 2018

Everything is perfect he is better thsn that caden kid at fortnite overwatch and minecraft also he is not gay
by that guy from china October 30, 2019

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
by Robbybobby420 October 27, 2019

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by poopypants25 February 1, 2022

A tall variety of man with big ears who practices the Charizard on his female of choice. He is incredibly lame and eats his oreos with milks.
by IbbyTay October 24, 2008

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.
Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!
by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024
