J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.

Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

PB&J

Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.

Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly

by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023

the j

Phrase school teachers misinterpret as an offensive word.
No real meaning, but teachers will think it has some malicious meaning or intent.

student: hahahaha, the j!!!
teacher: i know what that means, please stop saying that student.

by INeedMoreBOOLETTS August 20, 2023

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 4, 2023

/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive

Ex: i like sleeping /j.

by Anon37 September 15, 2023