fuck rant

A venting session involving the word 'fuck', and variations of it. The fuck rant is designed to release anger.

Jim: I fucking hate that fucking kid so fucking much I just fucking want to fucking fuck shit up.

Ted: Woah man, slow down. Don't fuck rant without me.

by Kayla------- February 15, 2009

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016

Fraudulent Fuck

Fraudulent Fuck: Deceitful actions by an underage girl who use a fake ID to convince an over 18 adult male and/or female that they can legally have sexual relations.

"Hey man, why so serious?"
"Well last night I hooked up with a sexy girl who convinced me that she was legal."
"And..."
"Long story short, she was a fraudulent fuck."

by thegurtmeister2 October 13, 2010

fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

koala fuck

the act of fornicating an extremely tall girl by wrapping your legs around her (like a koala), climbing her lanky, slender legs, and fucking the shit out of her holding on for dear life.

Yo Chris, you see that blond 7 foot 2" chick on the czech republic national basketball team?

- Yea man, I'd koala fuck the shit out of that lengthy cunt.

by johnny erasmus December 25, 2010

gangster fuck

to fuck a girl without or before kissing her. The bitch is either too ugly or too easy to fuck.

last night i had the sleeziest gangster fuck with that fat chick who hangs out behind the pizza hut.

by stains/CWM March 28, 2008

the actual fuck

An expression demonstrating one's mental disturbance at the sight or sound of something very strange.

(Bob walks in on his mother listening to One Direction)

Bob: The actual fuck, mom!

by Beary the bear bear February 20, 2014