eat cock

An insult with the purpose to tell someone to shut-up in a hilarious way

Joes girlfriend: you say dick move alot
Joe:ya i know
Mat: Tell her to eat cock so we can keep drinking
Joe: bahahahahahaha

by john doe the second March 30, 2007

cock rocker

A soloist who holds the guitar in an upright position and plays an outrageously fast solo by tapping the fret board, as if he was stroking his upright penis. Hence the term "cock rocker."

Usually found in an '80s hair metal band.

Man, that guy was totally soloing like a cock rocker!!!

by nisha noire May 22, 2010

cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

by duminik November 21, 2010

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006

small-cock

1. To have an abnormally small penis.

2. A small male chicken.

"Wow, Sling has a small cock for a fatman."

by MF November 26, 2002

Jew Cock

A beautiful, perfect, big hard cock on a Jew

"I love that big Jew Cock in my dripping wet pussy.."

by BlueSkies420 September 28, 2011

Doom Cock

Insertion of penis into each ear hole. One penis per ear hole equaling a total of two penises inserted into the head at once.

At Western Illinois University, a young woman was doom cocked in the elevator by Mark and Max.

by MaxBotkin April 1, 2008