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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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Ben

The name Ben drives from ancient prehuman vocal systems most likely from extraterrestrial origin. Means the leader of a group of like-minded individuals looking for cool fashion and hot deals, is obsessed with 20% off sales and it’s probably one of the most attractive people in the whole world. With a combination of excellent humor and style, Ben’s typically pull all the attention from any gathering onto them and rightfully so as they deserve it because their name is Ben.
Hi welcome to Focus Group! How have you Ben?!
by Focus Group 34th & Hawthorne November 23, 2021
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ben ennis

his name is benshch
benshch is ben ennis
by itzzzzbenshch May 16, 2019
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ben

ben is a ben
hi ben
by uuuuuuuuuuusuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk January 19, 2023
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Ben

An absolute specimen of a human being with the biggest cock known to man. Any guy who sees him gets instantly erect so much that their dick falls off.
Lachlan: Is that Ben.
Alessio: Oh my god my dick is so erect I think I need to go to the hospital.
by BenHasMassiveCock March 22, 2022
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Ben Huynh

Ben Huynh’s typically fall into the short side of society. With moms and sisters ranging from 10-15s on the 1-10 hotness scale, he clearly got the butt end of the genes. Although, he tapped.
Oliver: Ben Huynh is really cool!
Ben: xue hua piao piao bei feung xiou xiou
by CraigMelvinMSNBCAnchor June 1, 2020
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ben stone

Ben Stone is the sweetest man alive. He’s always honest and will die trying to make someone love themselves. He’s a huge nerd that loves Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda. He’ll never know just how much he means to the world.
I think I’m in love with Ben Stone.”
by TrashBandit17 March 31, 2020
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