Riley (J)

Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)

Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick

by Woahhhhellloooo June 7, 2020

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

Ulia j

A phsycotic hippy that is also a ninfo.

Man I totes seen an ulia j today, she sucked my dick for magic beans!

by Rbuds August 25, 2017

PB&J

Penis brain jaw, how you win a fight.

“Hey did you pull a pb&j on that motherfucker”
“Yea man, he won’t act hard no mo”

by Iamafurrysofuckyou December 15, 2021

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024