San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020

Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.

This bitch chinese finger trapped me when I was finger bangin’ her

by mondoduke May 23, 2020

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020

ybn cappo and trap meets

The worst plug in Lawrence

“Bro Ybn cappo bud is trash

“I know and his runner trap meets thinks he got exotic “ Ybn cappo and trap meets are trash

by Nastolit September 9, 2020

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Venus Fly Trap

Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle

Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate

by VinnyL October 8, 2020