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Shop Rat

Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.

It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.

A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.

The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.

The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
by BB30 May 16, 2020
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Dirty rat

A dirty rat, bottomfeeder , low life , a woman looking for hand outs. Nasty 🤢 trifling and just downright Disgusting
His baby momma was just a plan dirty rat for sleeping with the while neighborhood
by My beauty rocks April 14, 2020
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Rat

A person you cannot trust, and lies to you continually.
Stacy : have you seen Trevor?
Rebecca : no he such a f*cking rat
by 박 나리 November 30, 2016
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Rat Mouth

The Rat Mouth is a mostly noctournal mammal who will mate with anything with a pulse. It's natural habitat encompasses all local watering holes and consumes copious amounts of alcohol. They are often forced to habitually migrate from one hole to another due to Alligator Mouth (see definition below), slander and libel (grafitti) to others and other henious acts. The Rat Mouth will puff up and instigate then call in reinforcements and cowardly call the law when they can no longer handle difficult prey. It will have the law on speed dial and inform the activities of it's former watering hole. Extreme caution should be used if you encounter a Rat Mouth. Do not befriend it, it is parasitic in nature and when all resources are exhausted it will turn on you with the above traits.
Watch out for her. She has a huge Rat Mouth and can not be trusted.
by People Watchers April 27, 2014
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Chimichangas Rat

A rat commonly found inside a chimichanga (razin) within its lies the magical fuid all of goodness and plesantness
I found a chimichangas rat
who was it :)
razin
by Chimichangas ratinvertoer October 4, 2022
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Rat

“There goes that sophomore rat.” - Rachel
by rachel1 October 7, 2019
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Rat-Bastard

1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.

2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
Option 1:
That rat-bastard stole my car!

Option 2:
You rat-bastard! How are you?
by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022
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