by Jc420 December 30, 2018
Get the Cutie piemug. 
Get the pookie-piemug. Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022
Get the Apple piemug. by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021
Get the mountain piemug. by syllchick December 19, 2009
Get the Schmag piemug. A word used in the famous System of a Down song “ Vicinity of Obscenity “
Multiple sources say that “terracotta pie” represents vagina in the songs lyrics.
Multiple sources say that “terracotta pie” represents vagina in the songs lyrics.
by gglulzboyonreddit November 25, 2023
Get the Terra cotta Piemug.