Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

old school spice

that old weed smell

man someone needs to do their shirt laundry, i’m smelling that old school spice, old we..

by need to do some laundry... May 1, 2021

The Old and The Bold

A gladiator-style game in which people over the age of 50 are kindly forced to partake and forced to fight at the end whoever is left gets the privilege of dying in a retirement home.

"My grandpa got put in The Old and The Bold"

"wow that sucks"

by HighschoolerWithTime May 5, 2021

Old Bitty

Old bitch in southern or atleast northern Kentucky slang. Anyone that says it means "bitter" is wrong 🙄

Person: my grandma never baked me cookies when I'd be at her house.
Other person: she's an old bitty
Person: old bitch?
Other person: yes

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX May 6, 2021

good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 7, 2012

old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.

"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"

by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012

Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012