Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.

Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

PB&J

Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.

Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly

by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023

the j

Phrase school teachers misinterpret as an offensive word.
No real meaning, but teachers will think it has some malicious meaning or intent.

student: hahahaha, the j!!!
teacher: i know what that means, please stop saying that student.

by INeedMoreBOOLETTS August 20, 2023

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 4, 2023

/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive

Ex: i like sleeping /j.

by Anon37 September 15, 2023

Payton J

An amazing person with an even better personality, she is so beautiful and has the prettiest eyes. She is the best person you’ll ever meet and you’d be blessed to be friends with her. There are so many good things about her that they cancel out most if not all her flaws.

I love Payton J.

by invisibleluvsu September 20, 2023