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Play-Housed

A severe level of alcohol intoxication. When someone is extremely drunk to the point of memory loss, passing out, and violent vomiting on the couch. Usually occurs because the victim is in close corners (such as a small play house) where he or she cannot move, causing them to not realize how drunk they are getting until they try to move, and by then it is too late.
So, i heard you guys got caught last night!

Yeah man, we were so wasted we don't even remember actually getting caught, it was sketch.

Sucks dude, that's what happens when you get Play-Housed.
by Crazy Gabe June 23, 2011
mugGet the Play-Housedmug.

Beluga's house

Beluga is a famous and sussy cat who's on youtube. Beluga's house is a shithole.
Me: Why does it smell like poop in Beluga's house?
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.
by SUSSIEST BAKA IN THE WORLD October 11, 2022
mugGet the Beluga's housemug.

No house nigga

When a African American is with a white woman that tries to act white but has no house nor can he afford one

When an African American has no taste in house music
Girl why are you with Malcolm he’s a no house nigga

Goes to a party
“Dude no house…nigga
by anonymous November 9, 2021
mugGet the No house niggamug.

Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.
“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”
by My House Man March 16, 2020
mugGet the Your House Manmug.

brick house

Whoa, this guy is so strong, he is such a brick house!
by timinator12341 June 17, 2020
mugGet the brick housemug.

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
mugGet the Parked at the Bond’s housemug.

Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.
I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.
by Well house July 12, 2025
mugGet the Puking by the well housemug.

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