Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Back door to top floor

This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.

That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.

by Verlhum October 24, 2020

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Hit the floor

To get down on the ground

Robber: EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

by Eevo Teh Eevee February 16, 2021

Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it

Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.

by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021

doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021