(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
Get the Facebook Time-Traveler mug.A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14-18 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for Musically and TikTok fuckboys. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 on Tiktok.
“Hey girl. Do you remember @Prettyboyriicckkyy from Middle School and High School???”
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀
by AutisticBlackGirl December 17, 2023
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Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
by cutdicklover December 20, 2010
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"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
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Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files
by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018
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by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010
Get the FaceBook Prayers mug.The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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