Confederate flag 

A piece of cloth.

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.

Confederate flag by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Confucktion 

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

Confucktion by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

Confirned 

Being simultaneously confused and concerned.

Person 1: I'm a cannibalistic hamster
Person 2: What? I'm confirned.

Confirned by CaptainRose#8571 October 31, 2021

configuristthegod 

conwig :333 my little cutie uwu -maddy xx

maddY: OMGGG CONWIGGG : - 3

configuristthegod: madddyyy : - 3

configuristthegod by uwu : - 3 November 8, 2021

Confiscatorium 

A place where items that have been confiscated go.

This phone shall go to the Confiscatorium.

Confiscatorium by Sir Jeffery Jefferson November 8, 2021

Confuseled 

A word close to confused meaning that your confused by someone else being confused

I'm confuseled at your confusion

Confuseled by Bubbles4Ever November 14, 2021

confuctified 

Confused and fucked up or confusing and fucked up at the same time.

You just confuctified my brain.

confuctified by Nie mas tygrysa November 16, 2021