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When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy
Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile
by Mikeflower October 9, 2025
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boner subs

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.
I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!
by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 8, 2017
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wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
by your brain-boner February 19, 2012
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Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady
“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”
by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025
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meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
by benapisbrox February 29, 2012
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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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