Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.

You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?

by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of

*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her

by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue

I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass

by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018

bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner

I am in a very bonerable position right now

by bonerable March 29, 2019

boner corner

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.

"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"

by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010