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pulling an austin

Not motivated to wake up for a job or anything important!
Man im drunk so i think im gonna pull a austin today. Or what happened to the new guy “oh he pulled a austin” or we are short staffed this week everyone pulling an austin this week!
by Fancy dood January 27, 2018
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Therapy Lights Australia

Therapy Lights Australia, AKA TLA is Gold Coast, Australia based operation catering to the light therapy market primarily for the Australian market.
Have you tried near infrared therapy devices from Therapy Lights Australia?
by Therapylightsaustralia November 21, 2021
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Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?

A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.

After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"

now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022
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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo
Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men
by Max in Australia April 14, 2022
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Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad

"Wanna Study in Australia? IVY Overseas is the Best Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad. Team with 2000+ visa experience and who are highly competent in advising about programs, GTE checks, SOP preparation and an impressive visa success with the High Commission. Study in Australia with up to 30% scholarship* and post study work up to 6 years*"
"Wanna Study in Australia? IVY Overseas is the Best Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad. Team with 2000+ visa experience and who are highly competent in advising about programs, GTE checks, SOP preparation and an impressive visa success with the High Commission. Study in Australia with upto 30% scholarship* and post study work upto 6 years*"
by Basha shaik May 29, 2023
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that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023
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