two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Two Twea Zah

Your friend who gets a little too hammered from two Twisted Teas. And he’s absolutely nic sick off the Geek Bar

Two Twea Zah will never be able to out-drink me.

Do you want to go share a tea with Two Twea Zah?

by marshmello999 December 19, 2024