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the truest truth

When you understand the meaning of life then you can understand the truest truth but you need to know the truth first.
YOU HECKING NORMIE! YOU DON’T KNOW THE TRUEST TRUTH!!!!

The Taiwanese bearhug 

It is where a man ejaculates in a women and then proceeds to squeeze the sperm out of the women’s snatch
“Yo I hit Patricia with the Taiwanese bearhug last night and she liked it

The Tiger Countdown 

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.
The Tiger Countdown by T- bag August 12, 2019

The Triflers 

Book made by Mumkey Jones. Mario Quintanilla is ready to die, and he plans to go out in a blaze of glory. It'll be a school shooting for the record books, his "Bloody Monday." "The Triflers" is the story of a young man's rampage told from three perspectives: The killer's, his best friend's, and a popular jock's.
Bro have you read The Triflers yet?
The Triflers by Zaidan40000 November 25, 2019

The Tzarina of West Barnstable 

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

The Techrax 

A guy has anal and vaginal intercourse with a female partner, after busting in both orifices, an Apple Pen is shoved into the anus and any IPhone into the vagina, after which the male partner will begin to pour molten metal onto the female partner while dropping insects onto their chest area.
I just did the Techrax with my sister, her funeral will be at wednesday!
The Techrax by Chiyjo December 27, 2019