Saltong

(Sal-Tong)

A typo of salting which is an indonesian slang that means misconduct or acting wrongly

oh my god! its Noah Schnapp! i need to stop fangirling or im gonna saltong!

by yocoffeagirl August 6, 2020

Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

David Ho

Dame makes someone salty.

by Nzjziaann August 15, 2020

SALTS

Smiled
A
Little
Then
Stopped

Usually used when texting. When something is a little funny but not funny enough to actually laugh out loud so you use “SALTS” instead.

by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

Saltbend

Saltbending is the act of getting salty or calming down. A saltbender is someone who is capable of doing this. (Bending term taken from ATLA and LOK)

You're such a saltbender Matt. Gary, stop saltbending, shitter.

by CraftyAlphaMan August 19, 2020

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend :sends me video of kittens cause im deppresed ME:SALTS

by IM PAPADOOM August 28, 2020

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020