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me am retard

A way to explain you're intellectually challenged that requires limited vocabulary
"me am retard"
by rock mcpebblestone March 8, 2025
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An absolute fucking retard

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Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?
by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025
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Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.
Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
by ackerman_tyler June 9, 2025
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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"
Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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She fucked the retard

He is retarded.
Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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