crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

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Pottage Pie

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

by C L G September 21, 2017

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Pie

soup but in a sweet way

“it’s cold outside but in a pie kind of way”

by ducks_are_c00l October 15, 2023

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Chilla Pie

A pizza that has poorly slapped out dough, under sauced, is over bubbly, or generally unappealing.

Looks like Steve slapped out another Chilla pie.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

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gicky pie

When you ejaculate into a cup. Drink it. Say that’s pretty good. Start the oven. Turn off the oven. Turn on the burner slap a pan on that shit. Throw flour into the pan. Turn that shit on high. Cook 10minutes. Turn off. Throw some brown sugar on your girls ass. Slap it until all brown sugar melts into pan. Slide in the oven. Bake while baked. Pull it out. Ejaculate into a cup. 1/4 milk. 1 cup vodka. Stir until cum doesn’t stick to the pan. Freeze for 1 minute. Enjoy

I love gicky pie. But my girl won’t help me make it. Guess I gotta call my homeboys. We can make enough for the party tonight.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024

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