Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born

My name is Brain

by BrainProwler January 2, 2022

brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019

headache brain

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.

“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”

by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022

brain bleach

Created by the one and only women we would like to say that brain bleach is amazing for erasing things that you don"t want to remember. Every household should have a few gallons.

Dude i just walked into my parents room my mom had a WAP !
Here bro have some brain bleach!

by Maya N. August 31, 2020

Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.

OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.

by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024

The Brain Blaster

When you’re dressed as jimmy neutron while you fuck her and yell out “Brain blast!” when you finish

“I bet you want The Brain Blaster tonight”

by JX10N June 30, 2025

THE Brain Hole

By definition, it's the place that Tenders throws your brain when you have had bad idea.

Mom: "my child deserves to work in SHIEN"
Tenders: "You're going into the brain hole"
Tenders: *throws brain in hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024