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Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
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Ho-Co

a derogitory slang term for a man with a large penis short for Horse Cock.
(1) "Fuck Jeremy he has such a big dick"
(2) "He's such a Ho-Co"
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poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
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Ho-Hum

the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.
arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.
by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018
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Ho Oh-ing

When you shove your hands into the vagina of 2 hoes you are having intimacy with and flap like a bird while the hoes are cumming from every hole including the nipples ass and mouth
those 2 hoes better come back for more ho oh-ing
by Pokemon gotta cum them all February 24, 2024
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Bully Ho

Someone who comes from a troubled past, maybe burned some bridges with significant others,yet manages to stay and live in a monogamous relationship with a loved one.
I couldn’t imagine that the bully ho would still be with that girl, after all the grief he caused her.
by TimoteoRy January 30, 2021
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Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.
"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017
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