Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021

Ava & Logan

They might look like the perfect couple, but Ava and Logan secretly despise each-other. Logan uses Ava, just so he gets more popular. Logan is an ugly frat boy, and isn’t afraid to “die”.

1. Look at Ava & Logan. Ava doesn’t look happy.
2. She needs a better man.

by 🏳️‍🌈DustySocks🏳️‍🌈 March 13, 2022

JIME logic

BUll shit only jae's logic exist

Jae's logic is good but JIME logic is bull shit

by Devilcookie March 21, 2022

Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.

Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros

by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022

Kat Logic

To judge someone based on how they react to you bullying them.

Kat logic says that guy is an asshole for making fun of my dentures because I called him pudgy and picked on his mom.

by Zach Zaxson June 14, 2022

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Joey Logano

When someone does something so incredibly childish but they are a grown ass adult

Dude 1: dude gimmie back my credit card I gotta get the new DLC

Dude 2: *whines* no fairrrr I wanna buy Starbucks but I’m broke

Dude 1: bro stop acting like Joey Logano when he doesn’t win a race

by Ghost Leviathan June 20, 2022