jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

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Jesus

Slang
hay-SUS/JeSUS
1. Fruity, Gay
Used against people named jesus or jesús

Jesus: Hey lets snuggle bro
Jim: Mannn your acting hella jeSUS

by SunRoseGiggles March 9, 2022

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Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

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Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God

Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in

by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

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A sussy baka

I saw Jesus in cafe with moses

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC March 21, 2022

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jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

by Chazz@ March 21, 2022

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