your god a fraud

The worst insult of all time. It’s even worst than “your family tree lgbt” and once you say it, everyone’s dead relatives in which the other person knows will go to hell. You will also win all of your arguments with it and will shut up anyone you’re arguing it.

Person #1: your mum gay
Person #2: your dad lesbian
Person #1: No u
Person #2: your granny a tranny
Person #1: don’t make me do it
Person #2: your family tre-
Person #1: “Your god a fraud”
Person #2: *instantly goes to hell with everyone’s ansesters in which he knows*

by panekthe3rd May 19, 2018

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

by Nicole February 16, 2004

Sculpted by the greek gods

Defines a person who's inhumanly handsome/beautiful

"Taehyungs face was sculpted by the greek gods."

"His/her face was sculpted by the greek gods."

by NoImNotShiilo December 6, 2021

Oh My God

One of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. It's a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don't know any other terms to express surprise, amusement, wonder, outrage or other emotions. Too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbbutt. On Internet blogs and in writing it's often shortened to the abbreviation "OMG". OMG is also overused tremendously.

1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"

2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.

3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.

That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.

4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!

Trent: Oh my God!

Beth: He's my God too!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 14, 2011

Plot Armor God

Goku

Goku is the plot armor god

by Dcuniverse September 27, 2021

gift from god

Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.

I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.

by Ice Burg July 10, 2006

Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

by gk339 June 21, 2009