Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
Get the Facebook Stalkermug. by Cc003 May 28, 2018
Get the facebook hobomug. A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
by APlumbob December 11, 2017
Get the Facebookermug. A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
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Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
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Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
by CommonMistake April 2, 2011
Get the Facebook Familiaritymug. facebook vulture
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
by GibbyP September 9, 2009
Get the facebook vulturemug. Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010
Get the Facebook baby shieldmug.