One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.
by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011
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Child: Are you on the new social media page called Fazebook?
Salty Child: YES MAN YOU SHOULD QUICKSCOPE WITH ME
Salty Child: YES MAN YOU SHOULD QUICKSCOPE WITH ME
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the accidental website stumbled upon by typing in facebook too fast. it includes links to sexy women and other porn.
by typeswaytoofast April 15, 2010
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by mave73 February 20, 2009
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Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"
Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."
Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."
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Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010
Get the Facebookholic mug.Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
by Master Joie September 14, 2010
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