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Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.
by SonyaO March 7, 2011
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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011
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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
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Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.
John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013
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painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach
He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'
by the54 January 30, 2014
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Shares A Driveway

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.
Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.
by baycer2 January 16, 2015
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towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.
"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"
by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016
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