The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Angie is a Trap

Angie is a Trap. She traps men with her peen

Angies Peen. yes it Is. Angie is a trap

by Angies peen November 28, 2019

San Francisco Finger Trap

When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.

Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....

by TheDoomGuy211 February 4, 2020

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Irish face trap

When two bearded men Tangle beards.

Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap

I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.

by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020

muselk is a trap

An incorrect statement that many believes to be true but is not.

Luckzify: muselk is a trap
muselk: Excuse me what the fuck?

by Not muselk May 1, 2020

Venus fly trap

When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0

man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"

man 2: "that's the worst,"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020