by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024
The fluffy, poofy hair on top of a dog’s head, most commonly seen on a poodle, that brings height to the head and makes it look extra round
by Poodylover1234 November 18, 2023
The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 04, 2024
When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017
Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022
Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!
by Hazeydays December 15, 2024
by I <3 Dreadheads April 18, 2024