Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020

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The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.

After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.

by Victory Gin October 3, 2019

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Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

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Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

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