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Facebook Proxy

When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"

Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."

Girlfriend: "Just do it !"

Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010
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person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
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Facebook Karma

When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.
Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.
by LivLongandProsper March 28, 2015
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Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
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Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.
Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
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Facebook content

Facebook content is a lot like depression, give it too much attention and it eventually becomes toxic enough to make you want to kill yourself.
Last week, Joe ended up in the hospital due to over-exposure of facebook content
by GboniccsYT September 30, 2017
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Facebooked

The act of dropping a book onto someones face.
I seen Johny sleeping on the couch so I facebooked him.
by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 21, 2011
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