Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

Pinterest Brain

NPC's with zero personality and originality so anytime they are confronted with a creative choice. ei; What color should I do my hair? How should I decorate my room? What tattoo should I get? They immediately hop on Pinterest or google images in a desperate attempt searching for something to copy that they can hopefully pull off as a "unique" part of their quirky style or whatever.

I saw some boomers in the tattoo studio just looking for pics online they could have the dude copy for them, fucking pinterest brain man.

by Fawzx August 30, 2019

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.

I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.

by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Wormy brain

The act of giving spectacular head

Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain

by Wormy brain August 2, 2020

Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019