Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
Get the two hand slammug. by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022
Get the Two-bit Mathewsmug. by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022
Get the The Two-Finger Salsamug. That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
Get the Two Facedmug. by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025
Get the Seven lakh seventy two thousandmug. Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010
Get the Two-Line Edmug. whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .
tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?
she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos
tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?
she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos
by shermpharaoh December 18, 2018
Get the shoot the twosmug.