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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
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Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters
person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!
by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023
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nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.
Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.
by eileen ulich March 9, 2024
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Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.
"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did
by Zombiman August 11, 2025
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019
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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤

A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.

From the family, the trenches

O’Block 💯
omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
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