Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020