Ryan Earnheart

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.

Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.

by Jesse Paradise Stone May 29, 2020

Von Ryan

Roger guy

I von ryan on Monday.

by Hanting November 5, 2021

Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024

taylor ryan shrable

A pretty big goober

You are a Taylor Ryan Shrable

by Hilbillytom March 8, 2020

Ryan

Stubborn and competitive with others, he always wants to get his way. Ryan holds grudges and when you hit him, he hits back harder. Through his facade, Ryan is actually a sensitive being who feels for others. Ryan is deeply in tune with his emotions, but hides it well. Ryan is a loving guy who will do anything for you. Ryan will wear robes and care for you at all times. Ryan leaves people stunned with his handsomeness. Ryan is the best type of person to have in your life, don't ever let him go.

PERSON 1: "I told a joke to Ryan and he took offence, he's still holding as grudge; It's so annoying. He's been ignoring me all day and he keeps embarrassing me in front of the entire class!"
PERSON 2: "Oh, Ryan isn't mad at you or holding a grudge... His feelings are just hurt and he doesn't know how to talk about it or deal with it."
PERSON 1: "Oh, I'm going to apologise. He's also very handsome, I'll tell him that too!"

by fettahorse November 23, 2021

Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

Ryan

A fucking nigga who is a coonmam. He takes a shit and doesn't come out. He falls asleep while taking a crap on the toilet. Also he masterbaits at school without his pants on and gets suspended

Ryan is a big nigga

by Ggfdnuclvft February 6, 2019