Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
by RoceHatNinjaCat May 02, 2023
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Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024
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poo train

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob
let me lick your pooey cock poo train
by will123321123 March 28, 2008
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop
i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant
by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022
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Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.
I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!
by Hankscolts January 21, 2020
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Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well
Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo
by Slynche April 10, 2016
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