Parked

When something is boring or going by so slowly it feels stopped.

"it's not even lunch yet? Man this day is parked."

by Language_knower February 22, 2025

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.

Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him

by B_lank June 17, 2018

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

ryder parks

big

ryder parks is big

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020