montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 6, 2025

Montrificant

Montrificant (adj.)
Describing something that holds great, undefined significance; something meaningful, mysterious, or emotionally powerful in a way that words can’t quite capture.
"That moment was montrificant — I can’t explain it, but I felt it deeply."

"Her presence was montrificant, like she brought gravity into the room."

"There’s a montrificant energy in this place — do you feel it?"

"That night wasn’t just fun. It was montrificant."

by Neat TweaQ June 12, 2025

Montourage

A montage of an entourage.

Look at my montourage on instagram.

by Dr Betty June 24, 2025

Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.

Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.

by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025