V-tec bro (n). A slang word describing a male group within the American Armenian community, having just arrived from Iran, trying to assimilate but not quite making it, displaying semi-queer behavior such as:
-plucking their eyebrows ( to the point "Prince" would be jealous)
-highlighting their hair (a fashion Asians went through, mind you in the 90's)
- driving old Honda Civics "fixed-up"
- excessively using the phrase "its V-tec bro"
- weighing 110, at 5' 2" (very squeemish looking)
- having their girlfriend's show up at their fights
- not leaving their mom's house until age 35
- speaking what they call "English", that really just sounds like a drawn out song in Persian
- keeping a go-T
- getting waxed on a regular basis, more than their girlfriends (their backs, legs, eyebrows, etc)
-plucking their eyebrows ( to the point "Prince" would be jealous)
-highlighting their hair (a fashion Asians went through, mind you in the 90's)
- driving old Honda Civics "fixed-up"
- excessively using the phrase "its V-tec bro"
- weighing 110, at 5' 2" (very squeemish looking)
- having their girlfriend's show up at their fights
- not leaving their mom's house until age 35
- speaking what they call "English", that really just sounds like a drawn out song in Persian
- keeping a go-T
- getting waxed on a regular basis, more than their girlfriends (their backs, legs, eyebrows, etc)
V-tec bro is a typical parsakhye guy racing on the street of Glendale, CA.
"He is such a V-tec bro."
"He is such a V-tec bro."
by Anon Amous July 03, 2006
A regalia affair, similar to a brew ha ha.
Although bringing beer is allowed, guests are encouraged to bring a bro or two.
Some bro-ha-has result in a bromance.
Although bringing beer is allowed, guests are encouraged to bring a bro or two.
Some bro-ha-has result in a bromance.
Bro: Hey bro, you going to the bro-ha-ha at Jeff's place?
Brody: Already have the Natural Ice in the fridge for it! Have any extra Axe body spray by chance?
Brody: Already have the Natural Ice in the fridge for it! Have any extra Axe body spray by chance?
by midgetgundy March 27, 2007
by Dhondaroo September 03, 2007
Basically, the definition for douchebag with House music in the background. It refers to an incident in Boston where a Techno promoter recommended a versatile DJ booking to a House promoter looking for DJs to play his night. The House promoter assumed the DJ would only play Techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: House night bro.
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."
by Eddie O. February 12, 2008
Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
A 300+ pound 20 year old male who is known as the "Lord of the Wash" for his mastery of getting "washed", or drunk. He is rarely seen not wearing a elaborate custom tie-dye. He drinks heavily and has a large vocabulary of unique slang.
by Maxdub December 10, 2006