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Alex bartolo

Hey guys it's me Alex Bartolo my ass needs to breath
by anonymous August 2, 2022
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Alex Seys

dude you serving body today. Alex seys
by Doerr Park August 2, 2022
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Alex

Penis enlargement necessary
Girl about to blow Alex: Oh my god its so small
Alex: I mentioned my two millimeter defeater no?
by joeratoe August 7, 2022
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chica alex

a huge meanie butt head face that is like two years old and from norway.
by stewbertrust August 7, 2022
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Dyani and Alex

The most beautiful couple in the world. They love to take pictures of the sunset, play minecraft together and waking up early.
Do you know Dyani and Alex they are so cute!!
by d4s4n1 August 12, 2022
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Alex kuwengua

Sexy black male born in Bradford

Family in Zimbabwe
Your not sexy like Alex kuwengua
by Pretty people love alex August 12, 2022
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Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
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