Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.

Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

Urban Dictionary is busy right now by Cirsce March 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary User 

People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?

John is an Urban Dictionary User!

Urban Dictionary User by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021

Urban dictionary mods

Evil. Pure and utter evil.

Opinionated and devilish who devide whats what and what goes on and off the website

Woah lets go have sex with the urban dictionary mods

Urban dictionary mods by Mrs President May 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary Names 

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.

Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )

Urban Dictionary Names by Hesebe August 3, 2016

Urban Dictionary Names 

A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.

(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.

Urban Dictionary Names by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 28, 2014

Urban Dictionary Amnesia 

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.

Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.

Urban Dictionary Amnesia by Innocentpants November 7, 2009

Urban Dictionary Urban dictionary definition 

The urban dictionary definition of urban dictionary

“I looked up the urban dictionary urban dictionary definition”

Urban Dictionary Urban dictionary definition by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021