Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
Get the Take yo ass to church.mug. Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
by BadBrisket July 19, 2022
Get the Cesar Takemug. When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
Get the Take a J.R.mug. -“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
Get the Take my dog to the groomersmug. by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
Get the Take a shower/smellymug. A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.
by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025
Get the Take drugs, kill bearmug. A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
Get the take you uptownmug.